benita90

Nom nom O hai.
It's about time I write a long journal, that will have so many mistakes it will make a 9 year old kid laugh at me. BUT I shall do it.
Updates I've got a boyfriend. Weeeeeeee! I love very very very much, We've been talking over skyper forever and ever. Sadly it's long distance, which I hate a lot. Cus I miss him a a lot :(
Anywho, Me and Elise are going to Liverpool in less then a week, which is fucking awesome, I can't wait. And also going to visit him. Huzzah. And do a bunch of stuff in Liverpool, like a concert, Beatles tour and ofc...Havin a pint! nom nom.
Right now..I've got myself a new job. I like it much more then my other job. Its fun, and I get a bloody discount on stuff!!! :D
But sadly I am not allowed to work day shifts only night, which means my day rhythm is fucked beyond time. Cus I work till 11, and I really can't fall asleep early, so I just stay up till 5-6 and sleep till 4-6...So basically my day is gone. But right that's not it.
I feel i've been kinda neglecting my friends, ditching them, saying no like to often so they are like no point in asking me cus I'll most likely say no...GAH I hate myself for doing that!
And I don't really ask anyone what they are doing and stuff like that, so lol my fault am here alone ololol. And when I've with them, I feel like am always looking grumpy as fuck and sound grumpy. Am such a greeeeaaaaaaat friend, I just amaze my self.
Am gonna slap myself and try and pull myself together and don't be so fucking lazy!

About time I update here now tbh, so lets see what's happen so far, well am done with school so far, going to have like a 1-2 year break or so, just to work a little and also me and Alex is moving out!!! That's right, finally fucking moving out! Its small flat, but its cute and I love it, even tho Alex got the best room, traded it for 5k gold on wow....gawd how sad can I be tbh, oh well, at least it got me my epic wings, weeee.....

Well what more has happen, oh yes... I've meet the most wonderful person evar!!!
Only negative thing is...he lives in Scotland, woopdifuckindo ....
And yes, my nerdness strikes again, i met him over wow.../giggles
Oh well, I love him a lot and WILL meet in January!

Been watching a lot of crap movies lately, gawd L2 MAKE BETTER MoVIE PLS jeeez.
Oh and elise got herself rockband beatles which is truly awesome!!!

Well I live in a village nothing much happens!
need to update more sooner or later haha.

I'm tired of my hair, I wanna change it again! Coloured it all black, slightly misstake maybe? Looks abit false .....argh..oh well.
2 exams done and 2 left, the two first when straight to hell, hopefully I will pass em! And then I got an oral and one art left, hopefully they will be more easy. I've been working abit more, paid off  to be honest.

ooookey enough boring shiiiiz!
So! Yea! Me and M are gonna ask my aunt if we can borrow her flat in spain to be there for a week or something like that!! And if she says yes, am gonna vomit rainbow and stars of happyness!
Urgh I also need to draw more, I think Ill do that when summer holidays  come, or I will just be on a job hunting. Tho my shitty worked just raised my pay for like 5 more kr! :O  and that gives me like alot more! or well abit more! :3
Still want to move.....really bad, so it's most likely am gonna do that, we'll see if I can get a job! ^w^

Oh and on my B-day we went paintballing! OMG how fun that was! xD and rodeo at the end! Looked at bit scary at the start but after you tried it, then it was okey xD
And ye 13th is party party, and my god! The dude from england is coming! Going to pick him up from the air port , the 11th xDD But I think the trip up there is gonna be fun, we made a bunch of cds with all the LOL songs we can get!
I still need a bloody present for Elise! WHAT! grrrr
Needs to be something awesome, cool, colourful, something that just yells ELISE! D: 
But what! *knocks head* Shame I can't get a unicorn, hmm
Oh well! Ill find something!

One year older and still freakin awesome!
I got a red shiny car, with a cd player /flex
I got the coolest gift from Elise <3 Thank you elise! love you so much for it! sooooo awesome!
Lately it's bee raining alot, and I enjoy it tbh :) 
It rains like nonstop for some mins and then it stops for some hours and then rain again! So relaxing, simply magical!
Even hail sometimes, but that's just to much...it's summer so please...no more ouch hurting hail.
Also when me and Elise's bday are, we shall have a party together and invite lots of fun people! hihih fun fun!
And also maybe a dude from England will come o___o tis be pretty cool
I will update later, just found this awesome game http://en.akinator.com/#
OKey dokey, time to update it more then...
Well let's see....
Got nothing. . . *sad face*

Terrible bored, one day left and it's one week off, thank you god in heaven for that.
I'm thinking of putting all my "art work" here, like I did with the night table thingie! Just so when am done here, I can always look back at it and go: My god....! How fun those days was! Or was they?
Aaah yes! I'm proud of myself! I've been swimming almost everyday so far! And I even got my friend Maria with me! Which is mighty fuckin impressive! Cus that bastard is LAZY xD
OH MY GOD! I HAZ CAR SOON! Aaaaaah! It's old as hell! BUT it's MY CAR! Which makes it way cool.
Only that i need to install a cd player , can't go driving around with a cassette player now can we! noooooo So my good friend is going to help me with a cd player and even help me put it in! How nice of him :3
And also, all the cool kids that have a car, needs to buy one pokemon...yea pokemon....gotta catch em'all. I always think that song is waaaaay to dramatic for the series it self.
Also I'm going to name my car! But I think Elise needs to help me with that, YES THINGS NEED To HAVE A NAME. :3
uuuuuuuuuhhhh boooooooooooooooored.
Hmmm, when I read other people's blogg, they are like super serious, long and boring, and always about something they complain about, maybe that's the point in blogg? Whine alot? Dunno, but I do whine, but my god! Ain't like Le~whine
Well it's one month till RUSSE TIDA begins! And omg i can't wait! It's gonna be 17 days of pure awesomeness!
Our van is soon done, and I need to fix my pants, put all the stickers thingies on and i need to buy A LOT of Le~booze :V
Thanks brain for another random/stupid Journal! :D

One day as I was sitting at home, eating candy as always, I thought:"What if I started to work out and stop eating so much candy?" AND THAT'S WHAT AM DOING! loloolol!

I won't stop eating candy, because that's torture! rawr, I will only eat it saturday and sunday! Friday is like SOON YOU CAN HAVE THE SUGARY SWEETNESS! but in the meantime have an apple! I love apples...I really do. oh and grapes, seedless grapes god they are goooood!

But yes! *so far this update seems like shit haha*
This is how I planned this brilliant plan!
Since I basically fucking hate every bloody sport and stuff like that, running and jogging aaaaah the pain. The only thing I really really like is swimming!
So, am going to swim for an hour, with no breaks, two times awake (sometimes 3, depends if am working or not). I wish our local pool was bigger, cus I went swimming yesterday and there was this fat lady that kept blockin my way and plus she swam like sloooooooooow and every round she took , she had a break for ages! Guuuurrr
PLUS she bloody kicked me head when I was swimming underwater! I was like: wha wtf! *angry face* and when I was doing my last laps, I got the worst cramp in my leg, but it went over so I could swim my last ones! weeeeee!
Meals, I will eat 4 meals a day, or well try to. Breakfast, lunch, diiiiinnnnneer aaaaand kveldsmat! <--- Dunno what the hell kveldsmat is in english. Yea I had the best thing for kveldsmat!  Kellogg's All bran + Yoghurt = Yum <3
When ever I want something sweet, I will eat fruits! Apples, grapes mmmmm
Yush, so I will do this for some months....let's say till school ends, then i will make a before after LJ to see if there are any changes! 
Then he waddled away , waddle waddle , I swear to god , that duck song is magical! My mood pops up to like HAPPY everytime i hear it! :D  

Hmm what more to update Uuuhm me and Ø are going to colour our hair black and add some colour in it! Ø is getting red and am not sure what am getting yet. Also till the summer times, I might consider getting a tattoo (again) But i know exactly what i want , but my mum will kill me srsly will stab me to death. But my dad is like: If yer gettin one AM gettin one! D: <
But ye, maybe who knows.

Inner thoughts time.
The girl that sits next to me in art classes, are annoying as fuck. Sometimes I just wanna punch her :3
Like when she's talking about some random bullshit, I just wanna go: DON'T CARE *PUNCH*
argh but she's soooooooo naive! soooooo annoying, soooo boring! GOD her mental age is about 40 years.
What the hell dude! Who likes to knit, bake cakes, paint flowers and shit like that! read books! OMG get married
The worst type of swearing when she is angry is basically : Oh my god, shit and damn ....
no no
she needs to get laid
Lol :3 but other then that, she's a nice person .... i guess

Enough rant! :D
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"One problem, too many pete's" I think this pic is cool xD

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Cheers

-Benita

Lately I've been writing a shit loads of shitty journals of randomly crap!
But why? CUS AM BORED, and this is entertaining in one way C:
Also, hehe i was sneaking around elise's DA acc, When I came across this xD
Good ol'school days eh Elise?
Oh yea! My bro started plaing wow, i bought him every freakin game, and did this super special thing that makes our levlings days look alittle less boring! He made himself a troll rogue called Frogwoman, and he already got invited to a guild, where people think he is a chick, and he's like: Rofl, Am a lady! Ill play along! C:
AAaaaaand, he is a bit sucky at the game, cus he doesn't really know how to play it that well, kept dying on the easy quests, am like: DO YOU WANT HELP BEFORE YOU RUIN MORE CHAIRS? he kept destroying our sunchairs..god, I laughed so hard at the sight of his chair just collapsing while he was sitting in it! aaaah PRICELESS!
But yes, the recruit a friend shit, is brilliant!
But once he get's up in lvls, and can start with my mage, then zee geekness will show! We might hit 60 by the end of the weekend! ^___^
Oh yea! I found this new dude on WoW ( Yes , I know am unbelievable sad)
ANYWAYS, what I was saying is, that he's soooo much fun! Why? Ill tell ya why! Cus when we start a convo, it can be so random like cheesecake, karate pants or the coolness in sleeping with shorts on. and the funny thing is that he plays along! He keeps the convo up by replying random shit aswell! aaaah the joy of ppl that likes that!!!!


Rofl rofl guess who :>

Okey! Newly invented game by me and zee dude am talking to (yes you Wez)
The rules are simple, we gotta ask each other questions, can be anything from : What did you eat last night to What colour is your wall.
BUT you can not continue repeating the same question and by that I mean going: What colour is your left sock, what colour is you door...and so on. That is not allowed over time.
If you are not able to say a question before the time runs out, you must remove on piece of clothing, all the way till nakedness!!
So me and Wez played it and he loooooooost! Plus something realy funny happend aswell, but I won't say thing, All I can say...It made me laugh ALOT! *giggles*
This can also be used as a drinking game , when I think about! We should try Elise ;D

Oh and I leave you with one more thing on my mind!
When me and my dad were out driving one day, we saw this kid out walking with her dad, and they stopped up to talk, and she was tiiiiiiiny compared to him! But that moment i saw it....omg it was sooo adorable!
At that tiny point, i wanted a kid! But that must be the only reason so far!
Oh oh! we got like the coooooooooolest task in art! We are gonna remake some old furniture into whatever you want!
I choose 2 stool and what I will do to them is to make them into a night table! It's gonna colourlichious! Blue and black is the colours am choosing for base colours and then lot's of bright lovely colours! And it will have a cat like pattern with dots!
My teacher asked me if i wanted to do it the easy (cus we only have 12 hours to do it) or do it properly so I can use it when am done, I was like: I'M SHALL DO IT THE PROPER WAY! YES SIR! *starts heating thingie to peal of ugly brown paint* Muhahahah!
I will take picture through out the whole progress!